Good and Bad
Good:
Today is the day after Easter. And what does that mean?? All the Easter candy is half-price! Woo hoo!
On the way to work this morning I scored a bag of miniature peanut butter cups and a half pound bag of M&Ms for $2.44.
Bad:
At some unknown point during ensuing feeding frenzy, I managed to smear chocolate on the front of my cream-colored shirt. It looks like poo.
I have eaten almost the entire bag of peanut butter cups in the couple of hours I've been at work. My ass is getting bigger even as we speak. And I don't care.
Today is the day after Easter. And what does that mean?? All the Easter candy is half-price! Woo hoo!
On the way to work this morning I scored a bag of miniature peanut butter cups and a half pound bag of M&Ms for $2.44.
Bad:
At some unknown point during ensuing feeding frenzy, I managed to smear chocolate on the front of my cream-colored shirt. It looks like poo.
I have eaten almost the entire bag of peanut butter cups in the couple of hours I've been at work. My ass is getting bigger even as we speak. And I don't care.
posted by Jill at 1:41 PM
4 Comments:
Lordy girl I hear it spreading from here... oh wait... that's MY blueberry ass....
Don't you know it doesn't count if you're at work? You're using all those calories to um... think!
this took me forever to find, but it was worth it:
http://www.the-it-crowd.ch/S01E03.html
Ah, yes. The telltale sign of being in the throes of a chocolate binge is the lack of caring.
I've ridden that lack of caring right up the scale, in fact.
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