Thursday, July 05, 2007

Advice from Auntie Jill

If you should ever get the bright idea to pick up the keyboard you have used daily for the last three years, turn it upside down and shake it out, just to see if there might be anything in there, don't shake it over your lap.

I am an idiot.

11 Comments:

Blogger Jocelyn said...

Okay, I need the details.

Cashews? Lost wedding ring? Random eye ball?

11:38 PM  
Blogger Em said...

The outside of my keyboard is clear so I can see all the debris inside there. Eventually we'll just have to burn it.

8:47 AM  
Blogger Jazz said...

I did that with a colleague's keyboard when I was working at her desk. There must've been enough "food" in there to feed a family of six for a week.

10:22 AM  
Blogger Evil Spock said...

I do that on occasion. Its so gross!

11:26 AM  
Blogger Kara said...

I've also been told that you should never weed-whack in shorts. Is that true?

5:35 PM  
Blogger Whippersnapper said...

Thanks Auntie Jill. I'm actually really in the mood to hear some wise words of advice right now. It's comforting, and informatinal too.

10:39 PM  
Blogger Whippersnapper said...

Uh, I meant informational. Did I mention I've been sick?

10:40 PM  
Blogger Stucco said...

I disassembled a laptop last week that looked like someone opened up the DVD drawer and crumbled up a few graham crackers in it. Amazing what those can hold.

11:28 PM  
Blogger Schmoopie said...

That's pretty funny. I constantly have crap that builds-up on my keyboard too. Have you seen the keyboards at Best Buy or Home Depot that the employees use? The black build-up on those makes me want to throw up!

4:15 PM  
Blogger Cheesy said...

My name is cheesy and I too am an idiot. I keep canned air to blow mine out once in awhile but of course...having the curious mind that I do... you know what I did right after reading your post...
stupid stupid me....

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Rachel said...

These are the stories that make me love you!! This was hilarious!

9:44 PM  

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