Sunday, July 01, 2007

A Redneck Joke

Somebody call Jeff Foxworthy. I’ve got a new one.

If you play your Wii while drinking beer and sitting in a lawn chair in your neighbor’s driveway with the Wii screen projected on the garage door, you might be a redneck.

It was the culmination of a successful pre-July 4th cookout. A good time was had by all. Slag was narrowly beaten, but he made a good show of it. The only casualties were a couple of beers that got knocked over during a heated bowling match.

I kept thinking what an odd sight it must have been to passersby: a crowd of people sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway, with the random person flinging his/her arm up in the air for no apparent reason.

Maybe you had to be there….


Blogger Evil Spock said...

That sounds like the best time! Is your hubby a transplanted Hoosier too?

I've found playing Wii when you're drunk a good way to break something.

11:18 AM  
Blogger Schmoopie said...

Hee hee! That sounds like a lot of fun :) Projected on the garage door huh? That's a new one.

9:38 PM  
Blogger Jazz said...

Um... Weii??

I'm so out of touch...

11:28 AM  
Blogger Kara said...

Can your average redneck afford a Wii?

4:04 PM  
Blogger Cheesy said...

OMG that made me giggle like a little girl!

11:49 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

evil spock, Nope, he's an authentic Texas boy. And you're right. Drunk Weii'ing is a very dangerous thing.

schmoopie, It worked really well! Give it a try. :)

jazz, It's a video game thingy. All the rage with the young folks.

kara, Yuo can take the redneck out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the redneck.

cheesy, It was pretty funny. Especially with everyone being too lazy to get up out of their lawnchairs to take their turns.

12:06 PM  
Blogger Kara said...

without a scalpel, you mean.

5:34 PM  

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