Sunday, August 13, 2006

Some Things I Learned Today

I learned a few things today, and all before 10am:

1. In the time it takes me to get from the grocery store to the house, a pint of rocky road ice cream will have softened to the perfect consistency for eating.

2. I can fit eight peanut butter M&M's in my mouth at the same time and still chew.

3. There is a new Pop Tart flavor available: apple strudel.

4. It is dangerous to shop for groceries when you are PMS'ing.


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